quit your job
join my band of mercenaries
How’s the dental?
you can have all the teeth you can carry
the noise she makes…..
“My Bisexual Wife”
Acrylics on Canvas
gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it
vibing in the produce isle waiting to be misted
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
the putin thing being fake is just….chefs kiss. nothing is more old school tumblr than people making superwholock memes about a major political event only to find out it was deliberate russian disinformation like that is OLD SCHOOL tumblr WOW we are FULL CIRCLE
2020′s final plot twist could be me meeting the love of my life idk
eww why are you having salad
are you five years old
I’m sorry
WHAT
Anyway orange and green are canonically a couple and they have a blue son
Ok but why does Yellow have this picture in their wallet?
Green and orange were so excited about their adoption they gave photos to the entire crew







